…it matters not one jot that this ol’ Jurassic is never likely to read the off’ring from Author E.L.James… nor to expend any silver in exchange for a cinema seat for the flicker version… I’ve already encountered several people who did buy and read her WURK… and, frankly, most seemed kinda disappointed with the content… I’m old enuff to remember when D.H. Lawrence’sLady Chatterley’s Lover was published in the UK, and the furore that it caused… at the time it was ‘way out there’in terms of the alleged erotic narrative…

…and to many, including several self-appointed ‘guardians of moral sanctity’ groups who clamoured for it to be banned, ‘a muck-laden. filth-pond that was bound utterly to corrupt society’… and guess what, Mabel?… the court case allowing publication was won by the publishers… society was no more nor less inflamed with corruption than theretofore… and, here’s…